Famous Cat Lovers’ Quotes, Part 4

Here is another collection of sometimes humorous quotes about our feline friends by famous cat lovers. Enjoy!

Bravery or witless:
“If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can’t learn any other way.” – Mark Twain
In deed! whoever that is, moronic or brave, is definitely cat-scratched certain!

Music to the ear:
“I was just thinking how the purr of a contented cat is one of my favorite sounds in the world. There’s something so comforting about it, isn’t there?” ― Laura Lam, Shadowplay

Good judge of character, a cat is:
“Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say.” ― Virginia Woolf, Jacob’s Room

Cat and soul:
“Desire, problem solving, and communication are all signs of intelligence and awareness. My cat has these, so it’s quite possible he has a soul too.”
― Lewis N. Roe, From A To Theta: Taking The Tricky Subject Of Religion And Explaining Why It Makes Sense In A Way We Can All Understand

Cat is adaptable:
“Cats are marvelous creatures – they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way – they win.” ― Will Advise, Nothing is here…

Cat always win:
“Never try to out-stubborn a cat.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

Purring cat, contented owner:
“Indeed, there is nothing on this earth more peaceful than a sleeping, purring cat.”
― Jonathon Scott Payne, Mighty Little Man: My Story, His Story, Our Story

Cat does what it pleases:
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.”
― Pam Brown

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
― Mary Bly

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
― Winston S. Churchill

This is just so prima donna funny that it has to be included:
“So Nikki came aboard as Jaqueline’s spare cat, presumably in case our prime cat, Eliza, goes on vacation, takes industrial action, or requests a personal day.”
― Christopher S. Wren, The Cat Who Covered the World: The Adventures Of Henrietta And Her Foreign Correspondent

Be sure to check out Famous Cat Lovers’ Quotes, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, and Part 5 too.